Well, I submitted my sessions to PASS from my hospital bed Friday a week ago.  So I figured today, I would just go to PASS, copy my submissions and post them here, like Gail Shaw, Grant Fritchey, Jack Cobett and others have done.  Unfortunately, now that the call for speakers has been closed it seems that not only is the list of all submissions no longer avaialabe, I cannot even find my own submissions!   Anyone who knows how I can get to my submissions please let me know.  Yeah, I know I should have saved them off myself before hand, but I was larboring under gallstones, pancreatitis, an IV od Dilaudin and a hospital supplied wireless keyboard/trackpad wrapped in a teflon baggy for sanitation.  I was amazed I could get it done at all as any kind of cut and paste took me literally minutes.

So from memory, here are my submissions:

• There Must Be 15 Ways to Lose Your Cursors.
• The Top Ten Reasons You Aren't already using Service Broker
•  Injected, Inspected, Detected, Infected, Neglected and Selected!